epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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