If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
false alarm. still invincible.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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