i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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