Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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