THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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