you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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