More tranny stories later!
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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