I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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