oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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