IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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