Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
where are my pants?
in the oven.
dude. I can hear the air.
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