He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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