I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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