I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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