Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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