smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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