glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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