How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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