her vagine was all disorganized.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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