Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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