He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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