I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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