I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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