Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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