He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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