Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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