But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this just has baby written all over it
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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