I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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