All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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