He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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