I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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