Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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