I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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