I'm going to jail i love you
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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