I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just want nice things and good sex
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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