Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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