going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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