This is not my ceiling
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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