Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
