it wasn't lemon gatorade
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
All the doctor said was why
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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