so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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