When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
