Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You can't just leave with hair like that
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
you never un-have a 4some
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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