Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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