I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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