We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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