Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
