I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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