There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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