i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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