After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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