How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
