Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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