oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Dear god my vagina.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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