Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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